KEV (18, wearing a “Vandals” skate team hoodie) No, man. Maude Lebowski said it. It’s like… the human condition. Hitler is the top of the bad pyramid. The Vandals are the bottom of the good pyramid. They just wanted to steal silver and write graffiti in Latin.
Behind them, a 14" CRT monitor flickers. A WinRAR progress bar reads: Extracting: hitler_bad_vandals_good.zip – 47% 1998 - Hitler Bad- Vandals Good.rar
SKINHEAD #1 You punks think history is a joke? KEV (18, wearing a “Vandals” skate team hoodie) No, man
JEN So you’re saying Hitler was objectively bad, but the Vandals – the actual tribe that sacked Rome – are objectively good? Hitler is the top of the bad pyramid
JEN That’s not history. That’s a stoner’s bumper sticker.
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