317. Dad Crush ⭐

Romance is a man who knows where the spare diapers are. A crush is watching someone be kind when no one is watching (except for the creepy lady in the corner nursing a cold brew, i.e., me).

But he showed up. He tried. And he did it with a gentleness that made me feel like maybe the world isn’t entirely doomed. 317. Dad Crush

To the guy at the indoor playground: I’m not going to talk to you. That would ruin the magic. Plus, you’re probably married and I’m just here for the Wi-Fi. Romance is a man who knows where the spare diapers are

It’s patience.

No, not my dad. That would be weird. I mean the Dad. The archetype. Specifically, the version of him I’ve been watching over my morning coffee for the last six months. He tried

P.S. If you are that dad and you’re reading this… pretend you didn’t. And can you please teach my husband the trick about the hair tie?