Animaniacs- Wakko-s Wish < Authentic · OVERVIEW >

(unusually quiet): "You guys ever wish for something… so big in your heart that it hurts a little?"

"Wakko, buddy, you’ve got us. You’ve got a burp that can shatter glass and a gag reflex that defies physics. What’s missing?" Animaniacs- Wakko-s Wish

"Only when the craft services table runs out of sprinkles." (unusually quiet): "You guys ever wish for something…

(Beat.)

"Good evening, folks! Or morning. Or whatever time zone you’re crying in. Tonight’s special episode is brought to you by the letter ‘W’ — for Wakko, wishes, and ‘We really hope this doesn’t bomb.’ You see, our beloved little brother with the bottomless stomach and the red cap of mystery has never asked for much… until now." Or morning

"I wish… for a real family. One that stays."

"Okay. Maybe wishes don’t come true the way you expect. Maybe they come true… the Animaniacs way."