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Andrew Seeley—a professional dancer and ghost-singer for Zac Efron in High School Musical —has the physicality but not the acting chops. The chemistry is functional. The real scene-stealer is Jane Lynch as Mary’s eccentric, former-dancer guardian. Lynch delivers every line about "kitchen choreography" with the deadpan commitment of a woman who knows she is in a B-movie and is having the time of her life.

Gomez, then 16, was in her "sweet but sarcastic" transitional phase. Unlike Duff’s naïve Sam, Gomez’s Mary is a cynic. She wears a track jacket, listens to hip-hop, and has zero interest in fame. When Joey reveals he is a pop star, she scoffs: “You’re a puppet. You don’t write your songs, you don’t produce your beats, you just show up and look pretty.” It is a surprisingly meta critique of the Disney machinery that Gomez herself was a part of. another cinderella story full

★★½ (Two and a half glass Zunes out of five) Stream if: You have a lingering soft spot for 2008 fashion (leggings under skirts, fedoras), need a nostalgia hit for the MySpace era, or want to see Jane Lynch teach a masterclass in elevating trashy material. Lynch delivers every line about "kitchen choreography" with

Director Damon Santostefano (who also helmed the Duff original) knows exactly what formula he is working with: orphaned dancer (Mary, played by Gomez) meets pop-star heartthrob (Joey, played by Andrew Seeley). The twist? The glass slipper is a Zune (yes, a Microsoft Zune) loaded with dance tracks, and the royal ball is a masquerade-themed high school dance where the main goal is not to find a husband, but to stop a lip-syncing diva. She wears a track jacket, listens to hip-hop,

Let’s be honest: The soundtrack to Another Cinderella Story is better than it has any right to be. The climactic dance-off features the infectious "Tell Me Something I Don’t Know" (later re-recorded by Gomez for her band’s debut album). The ballroom sequence set to "New Classic" is a genuine earworm. This is not high art, but it is high-energy bubblegum synth-pop that perfectly encapsulates the 2008 era of Lady Gaga-lite electro beats.

The film’s true innovation—dated as it is—is its integration of early viral internet culture. The inciting incident involves Joey’s choreography being stolen by his fake-girlfriend, the deliciously villainous Dominique Blatt (Jessica Parker Kennedy). Mary, masked and empowered, dances her way into Joey’s heart, only to lose her Zune. The ensuing search isn’t a prince combing the kingdom, but a YouTube-esque video hunt titled "The Mystery Dancer."

Another Cinderella Story is not a good movie. The plot holes are enormous (how does no one recognize the girl wearing a tiny domino mask?). The product placement for Zune is hilariously aggressive. The villain’s defeat involves her wig getting caught in a ceiling fan. It is ridiculous.