Every boundary he hit was a trade agreement ratified. Every wicket he took was a border dispute settled. The run rate wasn't runs per over; it was "Euros per Capita." The fall of a wicket coincided with a news ticker flashing across the bottom of the screen: "SPAIN REQUESTS BAILOUT."

Leo leaned forward. The game’s famous Hawk-Eye replays didn’t show the ball’s trajectory. Instead, a map of Western Europe appeared, with a single red dot pulsing over the Pyrenees.

The ball hit the stumps. The screen didn't flash "OUT." It flashed