You want to watch a man get yeeted off a cliff by a giant dragon. Or a real housewife flip a table. Or a tiktoker rate airport bathrooms.

You might not watch Euphoria , but you watch the TikTok breakdowns of the makeup. You might not play Five Nights at Freddy’s , but you watch the 4-hour YouTube essay explaining the lore. You might hate the Star Wars sequels, but you love watching critical reviews of them.

Let’s be honest. After a 10-hour workday, a fight with the group chat, and the Sisyphean task of folding that last pile of laundry, you don’t want to watch a three-hour subtitled documentary about the geopolitical implications of the lithium trade.

So go ahead. Queue up that reality show you’re embarrassed to admit you love. Watch that speed-run of a video game you’ll never play. Scroll the fan theories.