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Mark blinked. “I feel attacked but also… proud?”

“They learn to occasionally do laundry without flooding the basement.” complete savages netflix

“You know,” Mark said slowly, “in the show, the dad eventually learns to embrace the chaos.” Mark blinked

Sam snorted. “They’re amateurs . We haven’t had a working dishwasher since 2019. We just spray plates with the hose.” We haven’t had a working dishwasher since 2019

Sam sighed, but he was almost smiling. “Fine. But I’m not sharing a phone. You can all get your own burner flip phones from the gas station like civilized goblins.”

Halfway through the second episode—where the TV dad tries to teach his sons about responsibility by making them share one single phone—Mark paused the screen. He looked at his three boys: Sam’s lanky frame folded into a beanbag, Finn’s face now a Rorschach test of orange snack residue, and Ollie sharpening a plastic spork into a “ceremonial dagger.”

Finn nodded solemnly. “And we never lost a younger sibling in a dumpster. Ollie lives in the dumpster every other Thursday. Recycling day.”