Rating: ★★★★ (Four out of five flaming skulls)
Hot on his heels is “The Accountant” (William Fichtner), a mysterious, silver-tongued man in a white suit who works for the devil. The Accountant isn’t there to stop Milton—he’s there to bring him back . Their cat-and-mouse game is less The Fugitive and more Looney Tunes if Bugs Bunny smoked cigarettes and quoted Machiavelli. 1. The Cage-ian Energy This is peak, uncut, 100% pure grade-A Cage. He doesn’t talk much, but when he does, it’s a gravelly whisper that sounds like a dump truck full of gravel driving over a bag of feral cats. He reloads a shotgun while having sex. He drinks bourbon while driving 120mph. He stares at the moon with the quiet rage of a man who literally has nothing left to lose. Drive Angry
Turn off your phone. Turn up the volume. And remember: "If you're gonna ride, ride in style." Rating: ★★★★ (Four out of five flaming skulls)
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If you have somehow missed this 3D grindhouse gem from 2011, let me paint you a picture: Nicolas Cage, wearing the greatest leather coat in cinematic history, has escaped from Hell. He is not here to negotiate. He is not here to find inner peace. He is here to steal a muscle car and kill every single member of a Satanic cult to save his infant granddaughter from being sacrificed.