Below is based on that idea – as if this were a real two-part parody series from the late 80s. 1. Logline (For Both Films) When a catastrophic inflight meal gives everyone on board severe food poisoning, a traumatized ex-fighter pilot with a fear of heights must land the plane – guided only by a sentient, sarcastic luggage compartment. 2. Film 1: Apertem os Cintos... O Piloto Sumiu (1987) Tagline: O único piloto a bordo está no banheiro. Para sempre.

Sem piloto?! Eu nem sei ligar o micro-ondas!

Em 1989, aconteceu de novo... pior.

Duologia- Apertem Os Cintos O Piloto Sumiu -198... May 2026

Below is based on that idea – as if this were a real two-part parody series from the late 80s. 1. Logline (For Both Films) When a catastrophic inflight meal gives everyone on board severe food poisoning, a traumatized ex-fighter pilot with a fear of heights must land the plane – guided only by a sentient, sarcastic luggage compartment. 2. Film 1: Apertem os Cintos... O Piloto Sumiu (1987) Tagline: O único piloto a bordo está no banheiro. Para sempre.

Sem piloto?! Eu nem sei ligar o micro-ondas! Duologia- Apertem os Cintos O Piloto Sumiu -198...

Em 1989, aconteceu de novo... pior.