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He buys a plastic chicken from her stall (it reminds him of his sauna toy). She overcharges him. He pays double.

A grumpy Finnish ex-logger and a sharp-tongued market vendor in Chiang Rai fake a relationship to get her nosy mother off her back – only to discover real feelings hidden under the bargaining. Farang Ding Dong Sex

Night market date – he tries larb and cries (spice). She laughs. He says, “You are like chili – small, but burn good.” She pretends to be offended. He buys a plastic chicken from her stall

Mother arrives unexpectedly. She panics, introduces him as “the farang I’m seeing.” He plays along, offers to fix the roof. Falls through it. “You are like chili – small