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CHLOE (21), mascara smeared down her face like she’s auditioning for a horror film, rolls off the sofa. She lands on a half-inflated inflatable dolphin.

James picks up the traffic cone and hurls it across the room. It knocks over a lamp. Geordie Shore

A framed photo of the lads. It has a slice of pizza crust balanced on the corner. CHLOE (21), mascara smeared down her face like

Morning, shaggers! I’ve just been for a dip in the North Sea. Absolutely Baltic. Me bits have retreated so far inside me, I think I’ve become a woman. Anyway, recap: Marnie got her lad out, Sophie cried in a bin, and I definitely snogged someone’s dad. recap: Marnie got her lad out

The Stairs.