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This patch deletes your old save data. And your hope. Patch at your own risk. God--39-s Blessing On This Cursed Ring- Download -v...

"This is God’s Blessing On This Cursed Ring . It looks like a normal RPG. You see a shiny ring. You equip it. Text changes to red

Hey degenerates,

"Congratulations. The ring blessed you with 'Instant Death on Tuesdays' and cursed your wallet to lose 100 gold every time you blink."

Aqua didn’t just fail this time. She broke reality.