Gta San Andreas Turkey: Mod

The screen flickered. A single line of green text appeared: REPLACING PEDESTRIAN MODEL: ALL. SOURCE: MELEAGRIS GALLOPAVO. INITIATING… GOBBLE.

CJ blinked. The familiar hum of the city was gone. In its place was a sound he’d only ever heard from his Auntie’s kitchen on the fourth Thursday of November: a deep, resonant, synchronized .

Before CJ could answer, a thunderous shook the house. The front door splintered open. It was Big Smoke. Except, Big Smoke was now a turkey the size of a hatchback. He had a golden chain around his neck and a 9mm in each wing-claw. gta san andreas turkey mod

The mission log on CJ’s HUD updated.

The laptop exploded in a shower of sparks. The screen flickered

“Man, what’s the worst that could happen?” he muttered, plugging it into his cracked 9mm-stained laptop.

After a mod gone wrong turns every NPC in San Andreas into a hyper-aggressive turkey, CJ must embrace his inner poultry to survive and restore order before the entire state becomes a Thanksgiving nightmare. INITIATING… GOBBLE

Boredom, as it always did, got the better of him.