How To Fuck In A Zombie Apocalypse -v0.10: Publ...

So go on, darling. Step out. Swing that hammer. And remember—if you see a zombie in a leather jacket and pink duct-taped crowbar, give a little wave. That’s just us, heading to our next dinner reservation.

Pro tip: Avoid the “Live, Laugh, Loot” aesthetic. It’s passé. Go for “Post-Mortem Minimalist.” How to Fuck in a Zombie Apocalypse -v0.10 Publ...

Dining out is no longer an option. Dining on what used to be out? Also not an option (prions, bad manners). So, we elevate the pantry. So go on, darling

Forget location, location, location. It’s now elevation, fortification, ventilation . So go on