-integrale De Kaamelott -fr--dvdrip- -

Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose. “That’s not a language. And DVDRIP isn’t a magical artifact. It’s a format for—never mind. Where did you find it?”

“Arthur! Great news! I found the Intégrale !” Arthur didn’t look up. “The intégrale of what, Perceval?” “Of the knight training manuals! The legendary DVDRIP! It’s a… a stone tablet that contains all the knowledge of the old kingdom. But it’s in a foreign language. I think it’s ‘FR’ for ‘Faraway Realms’.” -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-

Arthur sighed, stood up, and took the tablet. He turned it over. On the back, scratched in clumsy Latin, was a recipe for turnip stew. Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose

“In Kadoc’s tent! He was using it as a cheese board.” It’s a format for—never mind

“Leeks, mostly.”

“Perceval,” Arthur said slowly, “this is a kitchen inventory from 412 AD. The ‘intégrale’ is just a shopping list.”

Perceval gasped. “You defiled the sacred intégrale!”