John Buchanan has done the impossible: he has made the plastic cry. And you will feel guilty for watching.

Buchanan cuts from this discovery to a real archival clip of a 1960s Mattel factory—women with hairnets assembling thousands of identical smiles. The implication is devastating: Barbie isn't a woman. She is a product that dreamed it was a woman. It would be remiss not to mention the audience walkouts. At my screening, a group of women wearing "Barbie Est. 1959" t-shirts left during the third-act monologue where Unit 01 confronts a giant, floating Sindy doll (voiced by Tilda Swinton). The Sindy whispers: "You are the tapeworm of the toy box. You ate joy and shat out consumerism."

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If you go into Buchanan’s Jeune / Barbie expecting the glossy, nostalgic camp of the 2023 Greta Gerwig blockbuster, you are walking into the wrong theater. Buchanan, the experimental auteur behind the unsettling Suburbia Zero and the silent epic Porcelain Skin , has done something both perverse and brilliant: he has taken the most manufactured icon of American girlhood and turned her into a post-human elegy. The film’s title is a puzzle. Officially stylized as Je--e - Barbie , the missing letters are never explicitly confirmed in the dialogue. Some critics argue it is Jeune (French: young), pointing to the film’s obsession with premature aging and cosmetic decay. Others insist it is Jesse —a ghost name Barbie whispers to a discarded Ken doll in the second act.

It’s brutal. It is also brilliant. Jeune / Barbie is not a movie for children. It is not a movie for people who want to feel good about their nostalgia. It is a movie for those of us who grew up brushing synthetic hair and wondered, Who is brushing ours?