Maribel smiled, revealing a retainer made of diamond. "Surprise, mi amor. This wasn't your bachelor party."
Bambam burst out laughing. A deep, booming laugh that shook the stalactites. He picked up Maribel, kissed her, and said, "That's why I'm marrying you." LOS PICAPIEDRA XXX - Despedida de soltero de Bambam
"I still don't know about this, Pedro," Bambam grumbled, flexing a peck nervously. "Maribel said no striped ankylosaurs." Maribel smiled, revealing a retainer made of diamond
As the night reached a fever pitch, Pedro decided to introduce the Gran Finale . "For the man who can crush a boulder with his pinky... a boulder of a different kind!" A deep, booming laugh that shook the stalactites
"What... what is happening?" Bambam stammered.
A cheer erupted. On a makeshift throne made of a broken cart wheel sat Bambam. But this wasn't the little bald baby in a leopard onesie. This Bambam was a mountain of a man—a champion of the Bedrock Bodybuilding League, with biceps like granite boulders and a beard that could scratch a record. His bachelor party was legend before it even started.
She pointed at Pedro. "This is the audition for my new adult reality show: . You're the host, Pedro. Bambam... you're the stunt penis."