Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har... May 2026

I’m Randi Wright. Wright like right — because I’m never wrong. And Wright like write — because I script every single thing that happens south of Brickell.

See you at the wharf, Randi.

So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river. Keep your charity galas. Keep your collagen. But if you come for my influencers, my bottle girls, or my lighting … I’ll show Miami what “goddess” actually means. Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

You don’t “cancel” someone here. You outlast them. I’m Randi Wright

She gave herself that name, by the way. No coronation. No council. Just a ring light, a rented cabana, and a Venmo request for “energy exchange.” Randi. So here’s the new rule