But maybe that’s the point. Mike Columbo will never main event WrestleMania. You will never see his action figure on a shelf at Target. His merchandise table sells out of one item only: duct tape, because he uses it to tape his own boots.
For after the bell, Columbo kept the crab locked in, screaming, "You don't get overtime in the mills! You don't get overtime on the docks! You want to be champion? You stay till the work is done!" mike columbo wrestling
His promos are not written. They are confessions. But maybe that’s the point
The crowd booed. The promoter shrugged. But Columbo didn't let go of the hold. Columbo kept the crab locked in