How a frantic indie masterpiece escaped the Steam library and took over the school computer lab.

Tour De Pizza has not officially commented on the unblocked craze, but indie developers generally fall into two camps: those who file DMCA takedowns against every mirror, and those who view the "unblocked" scene as a gateway drug. For every student who plays the free browser version, a few will eventually buy the game on Steam to access updates, achievements, or the upcoming Noise DLC.

Just remember to mute your tabs. And don't let the proctor hear the Pizza Time theme.