(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy!

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door.

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

See? He gets it.

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out.

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?