Scary Movie Hindi (DELUXE ◎)

As they enter, a rusty door creaks open by itself.

"Then... AC? 5-star haunted rating, must have amenities." Scary Movie Hindi

"Haan! But add a 'dhishum dhishum' background score." As they enter, a rusty door creaks open by itself

"Main 1600 se mar raha hoon. Tum log aate ho, selfie lete ho, popcorn khate ho. MUJHE BHOOT BANNA HAI, NOT A TOUR GUIDE." As they enter

"Then... Uber driver late hai."

Suddenly, a white saree floats down from the ceiling. No body. Just saree.