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But he remembered waking up the next morning on that couch. The sunlight was a blade. His head was a war drum. And three coffee mugs were lined up on the table in front of him—one with purple lipstick, one with a faint red smear, and one with a bite mark on the rim.

Miami nodded. “He bought the bottle of Fireball.”

Note to self: Never go to bed early.

Then Miami picked up a marker from the side table. She leaned over Leo’s forehead and, in careful block letters, wrote:

A wave of laughter, bright and genuine, filled the room. Leo, watching from his present-day desk, felt a phantom flush crawl up his neck. Tax rebate? Sleeping Guy Misses A Great Threesome 720p.wmv

“The inspiration ,” Miami corrected, leaning over to plant a slow, deliberate kiss on Marcus’s lips. Then she turned, cupped Jenna’s face, and did the same.

“He just mumbled something about a ‘tax rebate’ and rolled over.” But he remembered waking up the next morning on that couch

Jenna circled the couch with the camera. “Dude. We’ve been trying to wake him up for twenty minutes. We threw ice cubes down his shirt.”