The problem is the software.

It is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

My mistake is shaped like a Magic Gate. It’s a Sony Net MD Walkman, the MZ-N707. It’s gorgeous—a brushed-metal sliver that fits in the palm of my hand. It’s not an iPod. The iPod is for people who gave up. The iPod is a hard drive with earphones. This? This is a machine . It has gears. It has a spinning disc inside a caddie. It has a tiny laser that reads a tiny, beautiful disc. I am not a sheep. I am a connoisseur.

This is how I spend my Saturday nights.

SonicStage sees the walkman. A green checkmark appears next to “MD Walkman (R):” I hold my breath. I drag the twelve songs into the “Transfer” pane. I click the red button labeled “Check Out.”