Her cover art—always Polaroids of empty swimming pools, cracked lipstick tubes, or the back of a leather jacket vanishing into a crowd—reinforces the idea that Sharona is less a person than a position . She is the girl you barely missed. The one who left her earring in your car on purpose. The one who never calls back. In March, she played her first and only public show. The venue: a shuttered roller rink in Bakersfield, California. Tickets sold out in ninety seconds. No phones were permitted inside—not by security, but by a simple request printed on neon pink paper: “If you film this, you were never here.”
There’s a moment, about ninety seconds into her breakout track “Candy Cigarette,” where Sweet Sharona does something that pop music hasn’t dared in years: she stops. The beat drops out. The synths curl into a vapor trail. And then, with the intimacy of a secret pressed into a telephone receiver, she whispers: “You only want me because I taste like something you lost.” Sweet Sharona
You never know if she’s arriving or leaving. And that, perhaps, is the point. Rumors swirl of a full-length album, rumored to be titled Soft Armor . A leaked tracklist from a now-deleted Reddit post includes songs like “Gas Station Orchid,” “The Boy Who Asked Twice,” and “Loving You Is a Broken Umbrella.” Producer credits are said to include a former member of Portishead and an uncredited session drummer who only goes by “The Ghost.” Her cover art—always Polaroids of empty swimming pools,
By [Staff Writer] Photography by Devin K. Albright The one who never calls back