The Bling Ring -

You’ll walk away disgusted by the teens, disturbed by celebrity worship, and oddly desperate to organize your own closet.

But this is a Sofia Coppola film. Don’t expect Ocean’s Eleven . Expect a dreamy, detached, and deliberately uncomfortable meditation on the emptiness of 21st-century fame culture. The Bling Ring

On its surface, The Bling Ring sounds like a wild, juicy heist movie. Based on a true story, it follows a group of fame-obsessed Los Angeles teenagers who robbed the homes of Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and other celebrities, stealing over $3 million in cash and designer goods. You’ll walk away disgusted by the teens, disturbed

If you like Sofia Coppola’s detached, mood-driven style ( Marie Antoinette , Somewhere ), you’ll appreciate this. If you need characters to root for or a clear moral, look elsewhere. If you like Sofia Coppola’s detached, mood-driven style

Coppola films the robberies with a strange, hypnotic rhythm. The teens crawl through doggy doors, rifle through jewelry boxes, and pose for selfies in their victims’ mirrors. The most famous scene has Emma Watson’s Nikki—a hilariously deadpan Valley girl—trying on Lindsay Lohan’s dresses and whispering, “I feel like we’re just, like, living in a dream world.”

The film’s biggest weakness is its own aesthetic. Coppola’s signature style—soft lighting, slow zooms, a soundtrack of thumping club music—is gorgeous, but it keeps the audience at arm’s length. We never get inside these kids’ heads. Are they sociopaths? Victims of neglect? Addicted to dopamine hits from Instagram likes? The film raises these questions but refuses to answer them, preferring to float above the action like a bored ghost.

The film opens with a key sequence: our narrator, Marc (Israel Broussard), watches a home video of Paris Hilton’s closet—a cavernous, pink-carpeted cathedral of heels, bags, and dresses. The teens don’t break in with ski masks and crowbars. They Google celebrity addresses, check Twitter to see who’s out of town, and simply walk through unlocked doors.