The Ribald Tales Of Canterbury -1985- -classic- 📌

And we do. We get it.

The climax of the film—narratively, at least—is not a sex scene. It is a storytelling competition between the Nun and the Pardoner. The Nun (a doe-eyed young woman with braces, which she keeps hidden behind a wimple) tells a pious, boring tale about a saint who turns down a demon’s offer of a magic goat. The pilgrims boo. The Pardoner then tells a wild, incoherent story about a fake relic—a jar containing “the last fart of the Angel Gabriel”—that causes a village to riot. It is absurdist, surreal, and ends with the Pardoner himself laughing so hard he forgets his lines and simply points at the camera and says, “Ah, hell, you get it.” The Ribald Tales Of Canterbury -1985- -Classic-

“Right, you sinful lot!” Harry shouts, wiping ale from his beard. “The rules are simple. Tell a tale. Make it funny. Make it filthy. And if you can’t make ’em laugh… make ’em blush!” And we do

The Ribald Tales of Canterbury was not a hit. It played for three days at a drive-in in Bakersfield and vanished. But the VHS tape lived on, passed from hand to grimy hand, bootlegged and beloved. It became a rite of passage for a certain kind of teenager in the late ‘80s: the kid who wanted to see nudity but stayed for the jokes. It was a relic of a time when adult entertainment still had a sense of humor, when production values were an afterthought, and when a group of broke, happy weirdos could dress up like medieval pilgrims and make something that was, against all odds, genuinely charming. It is a storytelling competition between the Nun

The final scene finds the pilgrims arriving at Canterbury Cathedral, only to find it closed for renovations. Harry Bailly shrugs, pulls out a flask, and says, “Well, lads and lasses, the destination is a lie. The journey… the journey is the foreplay.” The screen fades to black over a freeze-frame of the Miller chasing a sheep, the synthesizer playing one last mournful chord.

It was the summer of 1985, and the world was caught between two eras. The polished synth-pop of MTV was wrestling with the gritty, untamed spirit of midnight cable. In a small, dusty video rental store called "The Reel Joint," nestled between a laundromat and a pawn shop in Schenectady, New York, a single VHS tape sat on the top shelf of the "Adult Classics" section. Its box was worn, its cardboard edges softened by countless sweaty palms. The cover art was a masterpiece of low-budget ambition: a crude but colorful painting of Geoffrey Chaucer—looking suspiciously like a bloated, lecherous Brian Blessed—lifting the skirts of a buxom, modernized Wife of Bath who held a neon-pink boom box. The title arched above them in golden, faux-illuminated manuscript letters: . Below that, in stark white block print: 1985 - CLASSIC - .