Video Title- Eva De Vil - Sexless Beta Advice -... Today

You call it "beta." I call it "unplugged." You call it "sexless." I call it "finally quiet enough to hear myself think."

The joke isn't on me. The joke is that you're still running on a hamster wheel, and you’re mad that I got off to sit in the shade. Note: This is a stylistic exercise written in the voice of the counter-argument implied by the title. The views expressed are for creative/satirical purposes only. Video Title- Eva de Vil - Sexless Beta Advice -...

The Quiet Hum of the Unplugged Clock

My advice? Let the wolf fight for the bone. I’ll take the quiet hum of my own apartment. I’ll take the novel I actually finish. I’ll take the bank account that grows because I’m not trying to impress a woman who views my nervous system as a toy. You call it "beta

They call me "sexless." They call me "beta." They laugh at my polite texts and my two-day waiting period before a double text. They post clips of me holding the door open and call it a character flaw. The views expressed are for creative/satirical purposes only