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The answer, according to the film’s box office receipts: audiences would rather watch Neil Armstrong take one small step than watch Peter Ustinov take one very silly one.

Viva Max! was not a good movie. But it was a brave one. And in an era where border politics are no laughing matter, a comedy that dares to laugh at the very idea of a border might be exactly what we need—or exactly why Hollywood is too scared to make it today. Viva Max

In the summer of 1969, as America was nervously watching the Apollo 11 astronauts prepare to land on the moon, a much smaller, stranger landing was taking place in movie theaters. It was called Viva Max! , and it asked a question no one was ready for: What if a modern-day Mexican general, mounted on a horse and wielding a dress sword, tried to reclaim the Alamo? The answer, according to the film’s box office

With a ragtag platoon of teenage cadets and a horse named after a Spanish poet, Max crosses the Rio Grande. He finds the Alamo defended by exactly one sleepy security guard. Within an hour, the Mexicans have "reclaimed" the shrine, run up the Mexican flag, and confused the hell out of a group of schoolchildren. But it was a brave one

But more than 50 years later, Viva Max! — a film that is equal parts Dr. Strangelove and The Three Stooges — deserves a second look. Not just as a historical curio, but as a eerily prescient satire about performative patriotism, media circuses, and the absurdity of borders. General Maximilian Rodrigues de Santos (Ustinov), a proud but perpetually overlooked officer in the Mexican army, is tired of being ignored by his girlfriend and his superiors. To win back his honor, he hatches a ludicrous plan: he will retake the Alamo. Not the 1836 Alamo, but the modern-day tourist trap in San Antonio, Texas.

Critics were brutal. The New York Times called it "a one-joke movie that forgets to be funny." Roger Ebert admitted it had "a few inspired moments" but concluded it was "too gentle for satire, too frantic for realism."

Stream it for Ustinov’s performance. Stay for the strange, uncomfortable feeling that the joke is still on us. Note on availability: Viva Max! is currently available on DVD via the Warner Archive Collection and occasionally surfaces on streaming services like Amazon Prime or Tubi.