Welcome To The Peeg House- -final- -witchuus- -

You’ll meet them soon. They don’t speak, but they do approve . A Peeg’s approval sounds like a lock clicking shut behind you.

Welcome.

Here’s a short, atmospheric piece based on your title. I’ve treated it as a title card or opening narration for a surreal/horror-comedy audio drama or game. Welcome To The Peeg House- -Final- -witCHuus-

So hang your doubt on the crooked hook by the non-existent door. Mind the floorboard that groans your grandmother’s maiden name. And if a Peeg offers you tea— You’ll meet them soon