But the Crawlers had their own W.M.D. They’d been saving a . The air shimmered. A green fog rolled across the map. Reginald’s controls became sluggish. Slimeball coughed. “I can’t feel my tail, sir.”
“Right, lads,” Reginald clicked, surveying the enemy team—The Crimson Crawlers—on the far side of the wading pool. “Standard protocol. We have tanks, helicopters, and the holy grail: the W.M.D. drop. That’s ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’ for the newt.”
The shell flew straight into .
“Bartholomew, you beautiful idiot,” Slimeball muttered.
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The human—a lanky creature named Kyle—finally clicked. The screen flashed. The familiar, chaotic jingle of Worms W.M.D. erupted from the speakers. Reginald felt the sacred tingle of digital incarnation. In a puff of pixelated smoke, he materialized on a 2.5D battlefield: a suburban backyard, complete with a trampoline, a garden gnome, and a suspiciously placed oil drum.
He leaped. He grabbed a loose piece of code from a temporary internet file and hurled it like a shuriken. It struck the tank’s tread, not damaging it, but redirecting its cannon’s aim. The tank fired. But the Crawlers had their own W
Wrigglesworth’s final words: “That’s not even biologically—”